AgarthaEmmaThe Human JukeboxI swear to God if I have to play “Livin on a Prayer” one more time tonight I’m going to kill myself.Mar 22, 2022Mar 22, 2022
AgarthaEmmaChampagne and Good GradesBoys have Fight Club. Something about one rule. Yawn. We don’t read books meant for degenerates.Mar 19, 2022Mar 19, 2022
AgarthaEmmaMourning CentraliaThe internet is a pretty amazing thing. Without the internet, you wouldn’t be reading this. We wouldn’t have this weird pseudo friendship…Mar 12, 2022Mar 12, 2022
AgarthaEmmaHanging With WolvesClose your eyes and imagine you are camping in a secluded and serene piece of land near the Delaware Water Gap.Feb 21, 2022Feb 21, 2022
AgarthaEmmaHiking with the DevilThe concept of panic has always been foreign to me. Up until this point it only existed in psychological thrillers and mystery novels. It…Feb 12, 20221Feb 12, 20221
AgarthaEmmaMediocre PizzaIs there anything more popular than pizza? It’s a short list. Sex maybe? I doubt it. Honestly, I think pizza might be more popular than…Feb 10, 2022Feb 10, 2022
AgarthaEmmaCatching a FishThe worst part about growing up is time speeds up with each passing year. One minute you’re on a swing set without a care in the world…Feb 9, 20221Feb 9, 20221
AgarthaEmmaNonsexual One-Night StandsFor some, a one-night stand is a chance to escape reality and dive headfirst into pleasure. It’s a chance to be somebody you’re not. It’s a…Feb 3, 2022Feb 3, 2022