Hillary Clinton is fucking awful

But you should still vote for her…

So let’s face it Clinton is a flavorless, pious and impassive human being. Even I as a woman am horrified at her utter detachment from emotions. But basing an entire argument on her prosthetic heart gets boring after you run out of adjectives to describe her cold-heartedness. So what else makes Clinton a shitty candidate?

Shall we turn to Wikileaks and the Benghazi scandal that continues to plague her candidacy? Well, yes and no. Frankly, I’m tired of hearing about Benghazi because too many times politicians “fuck-up” and it’s a spectacle for a month or two then it dies down. Clinton is the same, only difference is, hers was prolonged because of the amount of attention she received due to her democratic candidacy. So, I’m over it.

However, Wikileaks slaughtered the Clinton campaign and showed us what we all speculated. Nothing is worse than affirming your doubts about someone. So the world found out she was a vicious and diabolical political player. Clinton was playing it safe while opponents were playing high stakes poker, truly risking their asses.

Moreover, we saw a crack in her political mask and got a quick glimpse at the hypocrite sitting behind that unforgiving plastic smile.

Oh Hillary, what an expected disappointment you are. Coming from a progressive hotshot like Obama to the woman who plays textbook politics is unnerving.I’m definitely not looking forward to her uninspiring presidency. So why am I still telling people to vote for her?

Here are your choices: a woman who is too political or a man who doesn’t even know how to talk fiscal policy. Umm, I’ll hedge my bets and take Clinton please. (It’s the typical case of making an argument for one thing by pointing out the obscenities of the other thing)

Trump is just as uninspiring, but coupled with his stupidity, racism, misogyny and outright bizarre as fuck solutions, I’ll take Hillary any day.

Trump is not a politician, which is why most of his supporters adore him and hate Clinton. But he isn’t smart either. In his LAST debate he called Mexicans “bad hombres”. How and why the fuck did that happen?

I know what you’re thinking “But Clinton talks shit too!” I’m positive that she does BUT she does so in a private forum and she doesn’t make a practice of hurling it around as public insults. And on the rare occasion she does, I can forgive it…like that time she said some unflattering things about Trump supporters. To be honest I yelled “Fucked yeah Hillary!” It felt as if she was partly human for that moment and it made her so relatable. (I thought: “Look at that, the robot has feelings and something unscripted to say, HA!”)

In a list of pros and cons Trump has too many cons. I am totally sympathetic to his appeal and some of the things he says. I get it! The illusion of an average man running for office (Even though he is everything but average, his followers see him in this light). In fact listening to him in all three debates he does bring up some crucial points against Clinton but then loses his ground when he starts to rant and convolute fact with fiction.

He leaves the media no choice but to debunk claims consequently shifting the debate to a “Prove Trump Wrong Campaign” rather than actually deciphering his points.

Trump has swapped political tactics for below the belt blows and it’s just too extreme. If he found some way to pull back on the antics and focus on issues and not go tit for tat with Clinton, who knows how much better he would’ve done. (I still wouldn’t be a fan but maybe he wouldn’t lose the support of his republican mates)

Trump single-handled fanned the flames of racism and sexism in one fucking presidential race. The man is literally reverting society to primitive times where women were second class citizens and white men ruled the world. I mean #repealThe19th was trending on twitter.

Just take a moment and let that sink in.

You see Trump has turned the presidency into a mockery. From saying he thinks they’re rigging the election to threatening to arrest Clinton, it’s fair to say he needs a page out of Clinton’s political bible. (I’m guessing its huge so she can spare a page or two)

I know for a fact that Trump’s methods are abstract but how do you explain to your kids that you voted for a man that said “Grab them by the pussy.” Yeah, there’s no coming back from that and if you bring up Bill Clinton in response to that statement, not only are you brain dead BUT you’re a sexist ass. Wrong is wrong, there’s no justification for it.

Trump has been wrong too many times and continues to dodge accountability. I think that’s why the Clinton campaign is thriving in these final weeks. They are watching Trump commit political cannibalism.

It kinda makes me hate her even more, the fact that she’s allowing him to poison the minds of millions of Americans. I feel like if she genuinely cared she would’ve found some way to extend an olive branch and end the bloodbath. There’s no amicable ground between the two and the polarizing effect it has on voters is petrifying. (If the candidates don’t get along then how are we supposed to?)

On the other hand we are dealing with Donald Trump, the “You’re fired!” guy. Hmm, I can see her dilemma.

Trump is a threat to American democracy and fundamental rights. Yes I think America needs someone to “shake things up”.

But just give Clinton her one term in office and then we’ll see what happens.

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