Crowdsourcing a solution to my high-blood pressure

Since all non-essential medical services seem to be shut and I’m too lazy to set up an awkward telemedicine appointment, I want to ask for help from my massive medium following. As it seems like I exclusively surround myself with people who are looking for ways to improve the world, this is your chance! One life at a time! Please follow-up in the comments section — I’ll do my best to find time to respond to everyone.

Two years ago, a doctor told me I had high-blood pressure. Like most seemingly healthy young-adults, I listened intently and…