All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
For the love of salad bars.
Lauren Modery

During a 2009 shame spiral, I frequented an all-you-can-eat Chinese place, which also dabbled in pizza, seafood and cake.

10/10 would recommend (for eating your feelings).
0/10 would not recommend (if you still want to respect yourself). 
4/10 would kinda recommend if you can take yourself for a long walk afterwords. Try not to cry.

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