Aisha the MermaidI just dreamed about David Spade’s dickand woke up at 3am starving. I can’t tell if my hunger is for food or dick and I know this confusion and sleeplessness has to be at the…Apr 10Apr 10
Aisha the MermaidDana Carvey just showed upin my dream and it woke me up in a way that I’m convinced he was actually there. I was in China in a diner with my fellow coworkers for a…Apr 7Apr 7
Aisha the MermaidJim Carrey is now my nemesis; David Spade is my new obsession; Owen Wilson eating my ass is my goalEvery week I get a summary of my view counts on Medium. Here’s the one I just got:Mar 23Mar 23
Aisha the MermaidJim Carrey is ugly AF and I LOVE IT.“EWWWWWW!!!! HE’S SOOOOO UGGGLLY!!!!” My current BFF exclaimed.Jan 11Jan 11
Aisha the MermaidWelcome to the Broken Backs ClubMembership is permanent and you’ll pay the monthly — daily — fee the rest of your mortal life. The only benefit is shared suffering. Oh…Nov 10, 2023Nov 10, 2023
Aisha the Mermaid“I just need those fucking balloons,”Jim said, looking up. He was crouched on the ground in front of the guitarist next to me, my arms wrapped around the guitarist to play his…Sep 8, 2023Sep 8, 2023
Aisha the MermaidI just walked past Rob Loweand I couldn’t recall his name as he recognized that I recognized him. I’d stopped in my tracks to stare at him before he gave a shy grin…Sep 2, 2023Sep 2, 2023
Aisha the MermaidI just woke from another nightmare of Jim CarreyIt’s rare for Jim to show up in my dreams, let alone two in the same week, and they’re nightmares.Aug 15, 2023Aug 15, 2023
Aisha the MermaidI’m so lonely.I have to wake up for work at 4am and it’s 12am now. I’ve been in bed since 9:30. I finished reading Molly Shannon’s memoir, and have been…Jun 11, 2023Jun 11, 2023
