So I read all the way to the end where there are some tags noted. Two are escapism and satire. So I read the article again looking for the “gotcha” line. Couldn’t find it. I am almost forced to believe this is real. Please rescue me by letting me know this is a reprint from “The Onion.” Just when I got used to ignoring bright and shiny things from the world of politics, I now face distractions from the homeland. Overwhelming.