Things I’m Sure Of

  • Nobody likes your BF/GF.
  • Everyone has heard you tell that story before.
  • Children are dope from 0–2, awful from 3–15, and tolerable from 16–18.
  • I understand what you’re talking about, I just don’t care because it doesn’t concern me or what I’m doing right now.
  • Brunch before 11am or after 1pm is a waste of everyone’s time.
  • People don’t care about your politics as much as they care about you listening to what their politics are.
  • With siblings, there is always one that is cool and one that sucks. 3 is too many.
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