Things I’m Sure Of
- Nobody likes your BF/GF.
- Everyone has heard you tell that story before.
- Children are dope from 0–2, awful from 3–15, and tolerable from 16–18.
- I understand what you’re talking about, I just don’t care because it doesn’t concern me or what I’m doing right now.
- Brunch before 11am or after 1pm is a waste of everyone’s time.
- People don’t care about your politics as much as they care about you listening to what their politics are.
- With siblings, there is always one that is cool and one that sucks. 3 is too many.