Dear men. Don’t be a stupid ass.

Regarding headphones, sexism, and pick up lines.

Dear, Elliot Nichols

Regarding this: http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html

and this: https://medium.com/@Dissident/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones-c375f8bc00c7#.lxi133zc2

How is this sexist?

What does any of this have anything to do with sexism.

If a guy thinks a girl is beautiful and wants to talk to her and have an honest conversation and get to know her, EVEN IF SHE IS WEARING FUCKING HEADPHONES, WHO THE FUCK CARES.

Dear world,

If I had headphones in, sitting in a park and you think I’m cute. If you walk up and tap on my shoulder and say:

“Hi, sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that you look beautiful today.”

I would probably smile and laugh all cute and shit.

If I had headphones in sitting at a bus stop with a slightly angry looking face and you did the same exact thing from above,

I might not smile, but you know what… IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!!

If I was single and sitting on the grass in a park with headphones on and you stood 30 yards away and made a fool of yourself.

  1. I probably saw you walk past me at least 4 times. We’re not stupid, we can see you. Women have peripheral vision too you asshat.
  2. If you go to that much of an effort to make a fool of yourself… I will probably talk to you.
  3. If you say something stupid like “hey hot-stuff.” or “what honey, you workin that.” I WILL NOT FUCKING TALK TO YOU.

There is one thing that 60% of women want in this world. I’m going to tell you what that is. Some women will disagree, but for the most part we all secretly want this:

WE WANT OUR LOVE LIFE TO BE LIKE THE CHICK MOVIES WE SO DEARLY LOVE!

If my boyfriend stood outside my window with a beatbox…. I would marry him in an instant.

Chick movies are all the weird social awkwardness that men and women feel when wanting to be with someone, and they get over it in the most ridiculous ways.

WOMEN WANT ROMANCE. and I swear that men don’t even know that word exists.

This article….

It’s exaggeration.

nervousness.

It’s cute.

Get over it you stupid fucks.

Kay,

Thanks.

P.S not everyone needs to agree with this.

Not all women think the way that I think.

If you tap a girl on her shoulder while she’s wearing headphones and she makes an angry face, say sorry and walk away. IT’S NOT A BIG FUCKING DEAL!

If you think this is sexist….

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS.

Kay thanks.

Lauren Parker