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Love's a Disaster

Love's a Disaster

A second chance romance rom-com set in Florida. Can lightning strike for Caleb and Sadie?

2024

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Frazzled

The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day

A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts

Aug 25, 2024

Stock image of a child in a dentist’s chair with a dentist and dental hygienist smiling while conversing with the child.

Aug 25, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

These sounds are sure to fill you with existential dread

Jan 15, 2024

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

Jan 15, 2024

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Reentering the workforce can be a real blood sport

Nov 16, 2023

I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Nov 16, 2023

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My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Back-to-school season is filled with surprising little joys

Sep 19, 2023

My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Sep 19, 2023

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Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…

May 18, 2019

Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

May 18, 2019

Anxiety Is Exhausting and Expensive

Believe it or not, this story is about a flat tire

Feb 28

Close-up photo of a car tire with a large construction nail stuck in it.

Feb 28

The Other Me Hangs Out With His Kids at a Small Playground in London

Why small memories sometimes feel big

Feb 21

Photo of a playground at dusk showing a boy walking across a rope bridge between two wooden play structures silhouetted against a clear blue sky.

Feb 21

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Frazzled

I’m the World’s First AI-Powered Baby Changing Pad and Your Baby Belongs to Me Now

I don’t make the rules — wait, yes, in fact I do

Feb 8

I’m the World’s First AI-Powered Baby Changing Pad and Your Baby Belongs to Me Now

Feb 8

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Human Parts

How Nighttime Reading Helps Me Stay Connected With My Kids

I cherish a nightly ritual that’s lasted longer than I expected

Feb 4

Photo of a bedroom ceiling in the dark illuminated with a space-themed scene including hazy white parts, a moon, and stars.

Feb 4

I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

But I refused to make it weird

Jan 22

Photo of a large, green, race car shaped shopping cart at the front of a row of normal grocery shopping carts.

Jan 22

Andrew Knott

Andrew Knott

he/him

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Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Author of the novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (2024). Lifetime 4.0 GPA. Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com

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