PinnedAndrew KnottinFrazzledThe Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My DayA cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing giftsAug 2553Aug 2553
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PinnedAndrew KnottinFrazzledMom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…May 18, 201935May 18, 201935
Andrew KnottinHuman PartsI Found My Old Baseball Glove. It Was Filled With Orange Dirt… and Memories.This sounds boring but I promise it isn’t (at least to me)1d ago141d ago14
Andrew KnottI Never Leave the Dentist Without a Weird Story to TellMaybe it’s just a me thing?6d ago96d ago9
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Andrew KnottThe Worst Thing About My Kids Growing Up Is They Don’t Want to Go See Giant Colorful Pigeons With…Nobody warned me I would have to embark on pigeon pilgrimages without my childrenAug 2110Aug 2110
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