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Andrew Knott

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Love's a Disaster

Love's a Disaster

A second chance romance rom-com set in Florida. Can lightning strike for Caleb and Sadie?

2024

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The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day

A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts

Aug 25

Stock image of a child in a dentist’s chair with a dentist and dental hygienist smiling while conversing with the child.

Aug 25

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

These sounds are sure to fill you with existential dread

Jan 15

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

Jan 15

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Reentering the workforce can be a real blood sport

Nov 16, 2023

I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Nov 16, 2023

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My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Back-to-school season is filled with surprising little joys

Sep 19, 2023

My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Sep 19, 2023

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Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…

May 18, 2019

Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

May 18, 2019

Andrew Knott

I’m Stuck in an Endless Thank-You Cycle

Please help!

3d ago

I’m Stuck in an Endless Thank-You Cycle

3d ago

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Frazzled

I Never Expected I’d Become a Plastic Straw Kleptomaniac

A slippery slope to a surprising compulsion

Nov 6

Close up image of colorful plastic straws in a bunch.

Nov 6

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I Survived Hurricane Milton and All I Got Was This Paper Chain on My Wall

And a bad case of not wanting to do anything

Oct 29

I Survived Hurricane Milton and All I Got Was This Paper Chain on My Wall

Oct 29

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Haunted Houses for Dads

Spooky season hits different when you’re a father

Oct 20

Image of a scared looking man with his hands on his head against a background of socks with many loud colors and patterns.

Oct 20

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The Bagger at the Grocery Store Asked Me What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

I’ve been avoiding that question for decades and boom… HERE IT IS AGAIN!

Oct 8

Simple cartoon image of a young man behind a cash register at a grocery checkout waving. There are red handbaskets in the foreground and a six-pack of beer bottles on the conveyor.

Oct 8

Andrew Knott

Andrew Knott

he/him

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Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Author of the novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (2024). Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com

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