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Love's a Disaster

Love's a Disaster

A second chance romance rom-com set in Florida. Can lightning strike for Caleb and Sadie?

2024

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The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day

A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts

Aug 25, 2024

Stock image of a child in a dentist’s chair with a dentist and dental hygienist smiling while conversing with the child.

Aug 25, 2024

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White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

These sounds are sure to fill you with existential dread

Jan 15, 2024

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

Jan 15, 2024

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Reentering the workforce can be a real blood sport

Nov 16, 2023

I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Nov 16, 2023

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My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Back-to-school season is filled with surprising little joys

Sep 19, 2023

My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Sep 19, 2023

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Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…

May 18, 2019

Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

May 18, 2019

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Frazzled

Instead of Discovering Her Hands, My Baby Discovered She Was in Charge of an Arsenal of Nuclear…

Talk about a surprise!

4d ago

The image depicts a baby sitting on a wooden surface with a playful and curious expression. Next to the baby is a control panel featuring a red button and a keypad. A hand wearing a white glove holds an envelope labeled “NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES” with “TOP SECRET” stamps on it.

4d ago

I Finally Achieved My Dream of Living Out the Plot of an Andy Griffith Show Episode

I’d been waiting my entire life for this moment

Dec 9, 2024

Author’s photo showing an elementary school orchestra on stage. All the students are dressed in red shirts and holding various stringed instruments.

Dec 9, 2024

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Grief Book Club

My Dog Died and It Was Super Awkward

Turns out playdates are a good distraction from grief

Dec 5, 2024

My Dog Died and It Was Super Awkward

Dec 5, 2024

The Art of Taking Pictures in Front of Other People’s Decorations

The holidays are all about finding a giant snowman… wherever you can

Dec 3, 2024

Photo of an inflatable santa in a sleigh being pulled by reindeer in front of a house.

Dec 3, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The Motion-Activated Faucet in the Office Bathroom Is Creating a Toxic Work Environment

It clearly has an agenda!

Nov 26, 2024

The Motion-Activated Faucet in the Office Bathroom Is Creating a Toxic Work Environment

Nov 26, 2024

Andrew Knott

Andrew Knott

he/him

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Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Author of the novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (2024). Lifetime 4.0 GPA. Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com

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