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Andrew Knott

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Love's a Disaster

Love's a Disaster

A second chance romance rom-com set in Florida. Can lightning strike for Caleb and Sadie?

2024

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The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day

A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts

Aug 25

Stock image of a child in a dentist’s chair with a dentist and dental hygienist smiling while conversing with the child.

Aug 25

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White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

These sounds are sure to fill you with existential dread

Jan 15

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

Jan 15

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Reentering the workforce can be a real blood sport

Nov 16, 2023

I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Nov 16, 2023

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My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Back-to-school season is filled with surprising little joys

Sep 19, 2023

My 7-Year-Old’s OSHA Complaint

Sep 19, 2023

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Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…

May 18, 2019

Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices

May 18, 2019

The Art of Taking Pictures in Front of Other People’s Decorations

The holidays are all about finding a giant snowman… wherever you can

4h ago

Photo of an inflatable santa in a sleigh being pulled by reindeer in front of a house.

4h ago

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The Motion-Activated Faucet in the Office Bathroom Is Creating a Toxic Work Environment

It clearly has an agenda!

Nov 26

The Motion-Activated Faucet in the Office Bathroom Is Creating a Toxic Work Environment

Nov 26

When Things Get Tough, You Have to Remember to Treat Yourself… for Head Lice

It’s an entirely new level of self-care

Nov 19

Image of a hand dipping into water representing tranquility and relaxation

Nov 19

I’m Stuck in an Endless Thank-You Cycle

Please help!

Nov 12

I’m Stuck in an Endless Thank-You Cycle

Nov 12

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I Never Expected I’d Become a Plastic Straw Kleptomaniac

A slippery slope to a surprising compulsion

Nov 6

Close up image of colorful plastic straws in a bunch.

Nov 6

Andrew Knott

Andrew Knott

he/him

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Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Author of the novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (2024). Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com

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