You don’t understand and I can’t explain.

Do you?

A well-known fact is that men do not know how to listen. But on the other side (Yeah I was Listening to Adele writing this), women do not know how to explain it so we could understand either. We are direct while you are discrete. We prefer watching the TV in quiet, while you yap away about your day like it’s a Spanish telenovela. A lot of times most of the things you say make little sense to us. Therefore, our first reaction sounds something like: “Why didn’t she tell me that 15 minutes ago, so I wouldn’t have to get lost in this story 157 goddamn times?!” And what comes next? “You never listen to me!

That is a sentence that truly boils the blood of every man and makes steam come out of our ears. George Stephenson even built the first ever locomotive when his wife said it to him. It does go both ways, and of course men have those kinds of sentences too, e.g. “You look fat in that dress.”, which is a worldwide fire that just keeps spreading.

So, does a simple solution for all of this exist? No.

It would be boring if it was so easy, am I right? A relationship must never succumb to monotony. Every now and again it’s got to have some interesting life intervention, where from a tiny ant grows a large elephant that must be resolved proactively and pragmatically. Provoking, arguing and bickering can lead to some amazing sex, or it can also lead to us sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week. Depending on the woman, of course. The triggers in their brain get activated with light speed, while you could compare ours to an old ADSL connection.

Most of all, this is all destined for us, because many times the more time we spend in a particular state of ballast, that we just wish would finally end, we cannot wait to get on and do nothing in peace. But that is the magic behind our relationships, the fact that we are so different. Despite the fact that most of the times we know where the problem lies, we cannot always find the right solution because it’s all dependant on the current moment and situation.

Also it primarily depends on how much we actually pissed off our woman, the more we managed to the harsher the consequences will be. The key problem here is we are indecisive whilst they usually do not know what they want.

Because when the stars align and the moment comes when they want something, if they don’t get it, well let’s just say it’s game over. What now? What do we do in that case? You might find yourself scouring through the city of Zagreb, searching for where in seven hells can you order a very specific McFlurry Wafer.

With women it is necessary that we treat them like porcelain, gently and wisely, while still being able to grab her throat and be rough during certain, seemingly hot, bed activities. Listen lots, turn off the TV while she’s talking, bring a blanket and a truck of chocolate (and Cockta, because it’s sugar too) when she’s having “that time of the month”, cuddle with her and be affectionate when she needs it, write her a note each morning and before you go to bed, be the one initiating new and exciting ideas which can range from trying new gourmet foods to doing something that makes your adrenalin rush, be adventurous, offer her security in the relationship, try each and every day but yet balance it with staying distant just enough for her not too feel smothered, hold her hand on a long walk, do not flirt and go out with them too but yet still know there have to be some weekends just for you two to lay in bed all day long and snuggle, go shopping with them to complement their choice of clothes and maybe throw in a compliment or two in there too, tell her you noticed lately that she lost some weight and sext her even while at work and that is only the small part of it, believe me, it is.

With us the story is much much more simple.

We need peace every now and then, a cold beer and a good blowjob and our lives are complete.

And of course everything is understandable and explained.

So until next time. Feel free to follow me on IG @akousulting @moresexlessdrugs.

A well-known fact is that men do not know how to listen. But on the other side (Yeah I was Listening to Adele writing this), women do not know how to explain it so we could understand either. We are direct while you are discrete. We prefer watching the TV in quiet, while you yap away about your day like it’s a Spanish telenovela. A lot of times most of the things you say make little sense to us. Therefore, our first reaction sounds something like: “Why didn’t she tell me that 15 minutes ago, so I wouldn’t have to get lost in this story 157 goddamn times?!” And what comes next? “You never listen to me!

That is a sentence that truly boils the blood of every man and makes steam come out of our ears. George Stephenson even built the first ever locomotive when his wife said it to him. It does go both ways, and of course men have those kinds of sentences too, e.g. “You look fat in that dress.”, which is a worldwide fire that just keeps spreading.

So, does a simple solution for all of this exist? No.

It would be boring if it was so easy, am I right? A relationship must never succumb to monotony. Every now and again it’s got to have some interesting life intervention, where from a tiny ant grows a large elephant that must be resolved proactively and pragmatically. Provoking, arguing and bickering can lead to some amazing sex, or it can also lead to us sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week. Depending on the woman, of course. The triggers in their brain get activated with light speed, while you could compare ours to an old ADSL connection.

Most of all, this is all destined for us, because many times the more time we spend in a particular state of ballast, that we just wish would finally end, we cannot wait to get on and do nothing in peace. But that is the magic behind our relationships, the fact that we are so different. Despite the fact that most of the times we know where the problem lies, we cannot always find the right solution because it’s all dependant on the current moment and situation.

Also it primarily depends on how much we actually pissed off our woman, the more we managed to the harsher the consequences will be. The key problem here is we are indecisive whilst they usually do not know what they want.

Because when the stars align and the moment comes when they want something, if they don’t get it, well let’s just say it’s game over. What now? What do we do in that case? You might find yourself scouring through the city of Zagreb, searching for where in seven hells can you order a very specific McFlurry Wafer.

With women it is necessary that we treat them like porcelain, gently and wisely, while still being able to grab her throat and be rough during certain, seemingly hot, bed activities. Listen lots, turn off the TV while she’s talking, bring a blanket and a truck of chocolate (and Cockta, because it’s sugar too) when she’s having “that time of the month”, cuddle with her and be affectionate when she needs it, write her a note each morning and before you go to bed, be the one initiating new and exciting ideas which can range from trying new gourmet foods to doing something that makes your adrenalin rush, be adventurous, offer her security in the relationship, try each and every day but yet balance it with staying distant just enough for her not too feel smothered, hold her hand on a long walk, do not flirt and go out with them too but yet still know there have to be some weekends just for you two to lay in bed all day long and snuggle, go shopping with them to complement their choice of clothes and maybe throw in a compliment or two in there too, tell her you noticed lately that she lost some weight and sext her even while at work and that is only the small part of it, believe me, it is.

With us the story is much much more simple.

We need peace every now and then, a cold beer and a good blowjob and our lives are complete.

And of course everything is understandable and explained.

So until next time.

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