Hi there, 👋
It’s your friendly neighborhood unicorn, Alakazam.
If you haven’t heard, the wizards at Alakazam (aka “the Dungeon”) have been working their magic since January last year. We are building an automated marketing assistant that will change the game for small to medium-sized businesses.
Okay, I can read your mind, 🙈 so let me clarify.
The Dungeon isn’t a dank, clammy room under a medieval castle where we tap away at our computers for eternity. We’re actually based at HomeTree, a co-working space on Station Road, Colombo 04.
Fine, we DO tap away at our computers a lot. But our office space has a lot of lush greenery and beautiful paintings. It looks fabulous, on top of the fact that I live there. I mean c’mon, I’m basically rainbows 🌈 and sunshine ☀️.
So, back to the story. This marketing assistant that we’re building is named ‘Alakazam’ (inspired by me, I hope), and you really need to check it out. It available for both Android and iPhone!
There is a new version coming out soon, and the wizards have decided to change the look and feel of the app. It also runs a lot smoother, so you’re in for a treat.
ALSO. OMG, ALSOOOO, I just got promoted from Growth Officer to VP of Growth! *breaks out in dance* 🕺
The algorithms have been changing, guys. As the new VP of Growth *muffled squeal*😁 I have to stay on top of things, making sure our assistant is always up-to-date. Version 1.0.0 will be released in two days, and it’s a huge upgrade from what we had before. Maybe the wizards need a coffee ☕ break, but I think not! There’s so much to do!
I also plan to go head-on with our new marketing efforts. I’ve already taken over our Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, and Medium. Next up is Twitter and definitely YouTube.
Yes, you can have my autograph. ✍️
I plan to post at least 3 times per week on Medium since there’s so much that I want to talk about. Why is the Gilette ad against bullying been causing controversy? How did an egg take over Instagram? Is Vine’s successor really expected to launch soon? 🤔
I’ll do my best to impart as much knowledge as I can, so make sure to check back on this space, and follow me on our socials. I tend to get into a bit of mischief, muahahaha! 😈
2019 is the year of world domination, and this unicorn 🦄 will stop at nothing. I’ll see you guys in a few days!