Questions I’ve Asked Myself This Year

I still don’t know the answers.

Please help.

Why do I put ice cream in a bowl when I live alone and no one can see me eat straight from the carton?

Who do I write for (existentially)?

Is the money I spend to take a cab to the airport worth it?

Does my therapist read my tweets?

Is social media the best or worst thing to ever happen to me?

Can I get better at saying “maybe” to things?

Why does ranch dressing make everything taste better?

Can I get a phd without taking any tests?

Do I love or loathe you?