Alan Asnen
Alan Asnen

Alan Asnen

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here.

Medium member since August 2018
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Editor of The Partnered Pen
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Top writer in Satire, Short Story
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Alan Asnen
Sep 12 · 1 min read

The Crystal Year

I wish I could play violins for you

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Alan Asnen
Dec 7 · 5 min read

From Self to The World

“Art Is a Lie that Tells the Truth” — Picasso

We all tell lies.

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Alan Asnen
Dec 7 · 1 min read

She Waits for Ann Landers

For years they have not spoken
her husband is angry
she cannot quite understand
each day it is good morning…

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Alan Asnen
Dec 7 · 1 min read

squirelly haiku

response to the prompt “wild”

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Alan Asnen
Dec 7 · 4 min read

I’m in a Toxic Relationship

with someone you’ll never guess…

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Alan Asnen
Dec 6 · 3 min read

Get a Job

But First, Please Stop Complaining…

I am quite less than impressed by those people who complain incessantly about…

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