Hentai Book Club
I love hentai. There’s nothing else quite like it. And I’m not talking about the poorly animated shit you find on the internet; I’m talking about real honest to god comic books. I want to prepare you to look at the cover of this comic book I just bought. I’m hoping if I warn you then you won’t report me to Medium moderation, my work or my parents. There’s a lot going on in this cover. This is spectacularly work unsafe. If you believe yourself to be a good or morally defensible person then you should probably stop reading. If you’re religious just stop right now. There’s so many things going on in this book that I don’t know precisely what will offend you but I’m sure something will.
Let me start by describing the cover at a glance:
1. A sexy ninja -the type you might see in a stupid anime where girls transform into girls wearing fetish outfits — is fighting a green tentacle monster. She’s sliced off one of the tentacles with her badass katana, purple blood spurts out. Aside from this small victory she seems to be in grave danger as the tentacle monster closes in.
Okay that sounds reasonably porny, especially if you are aware of the predilections of green tentacles. But let’s look now because I think I’ve drawn this out as long as I can. I’ve added tasteful censorship because I don’t think Medium will be happy otherwise:

Now let’s try that description again:
1. A sexy ninja -the type you might see in a stupid anime where girls transform into girls wearing fetish outfits and larger boobs — is fighting a green tentacle monster. Her breast is exposed due to a rip in her costume. She’s sliced off one of the tentacles with her badass katana, purple blood spurts out. Aside from this small victory she seems to be in grave danger as the tentacle monster closes in. One tentacle that looks alarmingly like a green penis hovers intently below her butt. A green tentacle lovingly traces up the glans of her erect penis. The penis is theoretically covered by blue spandex but somehow it’s like the spandex makes the penis more visible, not less.
So yeah, If you ask this manga “what fetishes are you going to focus on?” the answer comes back “all of them”. Tentacles, vore (DON’T GOOGLE THIS ONE), dicks, rape, mind control, monsters, pole dancing and lesbians are all featured in a tidy 60 or so pages. But I’d be lying if I said the focus wasn’t clearly on tentacles. The only thing that is not featured is consensual sex between a human male and female. Because when you think about it, isn’t vanilla sex the kinkiest option?
Story 1:
Amazingly this story is both
A) Really fucked up
B) Contains no nudity
So I don’t need to censor it when I repost select images here.

Two heroes are walking in a dungeon. One appears to be a Christian nun wearing traditional nun leather fetish gear. The other appears to be some sort of monk judging by her sleeves. Other than that I can’t tell which parts of her body are covered by clothes. In cases like this it’s probably safer to err on the side of no clothes. They both have titanic breasts and I think they are fighting about something, I’m not sure?
The sexy nun and the sexy monk are walking down a hallway. Suddenly the floor is replaced by tentacles that give way and the sexy monk falls into a black abyss, or some sort of tentacle quicksand. As she’s being digested by these evil tentacles she cries out to her good friend sexy nun who dives into the tentacle quicksand to save her without a moment’s hesitation.


Now there’s about 7 pages that feature variations on the same theme. The sexy nun and the sexy monk are stuck in the tentacle pit. They talk (I assume) about trying to get out of the pit. I’d say it’s unrealistic that they can see anything but I think that would be missing the point. The tentacle pit has arranged them in a 69 position either because it has a 4th grade sense of humor or it’s evil.
Then there’s a lot of movement lines that seem to indicate that the girls are trembling as they fight off the latent homosexual urges that well up whenever you’re stacked on top of your best bud in a pit of tentacles. There’s also the matter of the tentacles rubbing them inappropriately. It’s a surprise to me at this point in the story that they still have their clothes on.
All of a sudden the sexy monk says “FUCK THIS SHIT” and they blow out of the tentacle pit in a ghost explosion.

Then there’s some cultists and satan or a dragon and now the nun has a whip sword and then this happens:

That’s right the sexy nun meets an even stranger sex monster, but don’t worry she cuts it to shit. In the process, she gets separated from her friend the sexy monk who seems to have wandered into a weird bug monster molesting her with laser pointers.

For some reason she seems more concerned by these laser pointers than she was the tentacle pit, but hey maybe laser pointers are bad news in japan I don’t know. That’s the end of the episode, you’ll have to travel to Japan in a month and buy the next copy to find out if the sexy monk escapes the rapey laser pointers and is reunited with the sexy nun. And we got through all that craziness without anyone fucking anyone! Seriously I don’t think that’s ever happened in one of these before.
Rating: 5 stars
DID YOU KNOW?
In Japan, comics are read right to left.
