how to use your medium

1. write a fancy title but don’t capitalize it
2. write your story
3. add some obscenities here and there
4. forget halfway through the story that you were supposed to be writing in past tense
5. fuck it! just post it anyway
6. forget about it
7. read it over a year later,
8. feel embarassed
9. delete the story
10. write ten thousand draughts but never post anything again
11. write a list like this