FSC / The Siberian Sickle: A stupid American B-List Celebrity Dies in the World’s Greatest and Most Watched TV Show — The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games (Celebrity Edition)

The last night’s live episode of The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games, the world’s most watched annual televised and holovised death match was filled with drama. In the action packed event, another celebrity lost her life to the Red Star.

For those living under the rock, The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games have been formed in close resemblance to the fictional Hunger Games from 2010s literature. But because there is no hunger in the glorious Free State of Siberia, brutal death has become a luxurious sport which even put the once illustrious Roman gladiatorial games to shame. The world’s most fearsome and brave adventurers are put into a large walled area of stunning nature, where they’re left to fend for themselves by devising ingenious punishments for their captives. The area is crowned with a pit of torture, which serves as the final arena for the most adamant. It is not death that brings the cheering crowds joy, but rather the brutality and the imaginative nature of the tortures endured by the vanquished, inflicted by the victors. As humanity slowly, but surely, moved the borders of “allowed brutality”, the Hammer and Sickle Games represent the crown jewel of such a development.

The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games are organised by the wealthy oil-controlling, gas-selling oligarchs of the Free Siberian State, in order to attract the world’s wealthiest sponsors and investors and make them patrons of Siberian prosperity, while the oligarchs themselves rule with an iron fist. The games recently received a special gift, from the United Kingdom of Ethiopia. The gift was an exclusive beast, a sort of “nemean” lion, one unique of its kind, brought up in the Ethiopian desert, grown from eating it’s own kind. A beast with no care for natural laws of the wilderness, it couldn’t be tamed, therefore it was a perfect match for the Siberian games.

A special “Celebrity” edition was organised, in order to raise the prestige of the Siberian State and give the games international recognition as the most brutal and captivating games in the history of entertainment. A member from one of the most prominent and wealthy families from the United States of America was invited to take part, Kim Chloe IV Kardashian. After a series of successful endeavours, disaster struck. Kim Chloe IV was eaten by the Ethiopian beast in chain of suspicious events.

The US public was in outrage, they’ve lost a very dear celebrity persona, and they’re demanding the US government hold the State of Siberia responsible, and much tougher stance in foreign policy.

The last night’s live episode of The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games, the world’s most watched annual televised and holovised death match was filled with drama. In the action packed event, another celebrity lost her life to the Red Star.

For those living under the rock, The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games have been formed in close resemblance to the fictional Hunger Games from 2010s literature. But because there is no hunger in the glorious Free State of Siberia, brutal death has become a luxurious sport which even put the once illustrious Roman gladiatorial games to shame. The world’s most fearsome and brave adventurers are put into a large walled area of stunning nature, where they’re left to fend for themselves by devising ingenious punishments for their captives. The area is crowned with a pit of torture, which serves as the final arena for the most adamant. It is not death that brings the cheering crowds joy, but rather the brutality and the imaginative nature of the tortures endured by the vanquished, inflicted by the victors. As humanity slowly, but surely, moved the borders of “allowed brutality”, the Hammer and Sickle Games represent the crown jewel of such a development.

The Siberian Hammer and Sickle Games are organised by the wealthy oil-controlling, gas-selling oligarchs of the Free Siberian State, in order to attract the world’s wealthiest sponsors and investors and make them patrons of Siberian prosperity, while the oligarchs themselves rule with an iron fist. The games recently received a special gift, from the United Kingdom of Ethiopia. The gift was an exclusive beast, a sort of “nemean” lion, one unique of its kind, brought up in the Ethiopian desert, grown from eating it’s own kind. A beast with no care for natural laws of the wilderness, it couldn’t be tamed, therefore it was a perfect match for the Siberian games.

A special “Celebrity” edition was organised, in order to raise the prestige of the Siberian State and give the games international recognition as the most brutal and captivating games in the history of entertainment. A member from one of the most prominent and wealthy families from the United States of America was invited to take part, Kim Chloe IV Kardashian. After a series of successful endeavours, disaster struck. Kim Chloe IV was eaten by the Ethiopian beast in a chain of suspicious events. She was a vocal supporter of Taiwanese independence and spoke of it at every opportunity at this most watched TV show.

The US public is in outrage, they’ve lost a very dear and loved celebrity persona, and they’re demanding the US government hold the State of Siberia responsible, and takes a much tougher stance on foreign policy to peacefully stop the conflict in South China Sea.

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