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Alessandro Acquistapace

Alessandro Acquistapace

How disrespectful are Walker Zimmerman’s headed goals?

Walker Zimmerman is a Dude That Rocks. Just a couple weeks ago, he held a catfish at a hockey game — which I understand is a tradition for…

37 min readMay 23, 2024

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How disrespectful are Walker Zimmerman’s headed goals?

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Alessandro Acquistapace

The Drakeification of Taylor Swift

I should’ve guessed it when, barely hours after releasing her eleventh album, Tortured Poets Department, Taylor Swift actually announced…

8 min readApr 20, 2024

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The Drakeification of Taylor Swift

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Alessandro Acquistapace

Which team is MLS’ 2010 San Diego Chargers?

You probably asked yourself this question, at least one time. You most certainly haven’t done so with this specific wording, of course. You…

13 min readMar 28, 2024

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Which team is MLS’ 2010 San Diego Chargers?

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Alessandro Acquistapace

Interpretation of soccer

The following words are from this article I wrote in 2021 on a now defunct blog of mine. The article, whose title can be translated as “On…

16 min readJan 14, 2024

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Interpretation of soccer

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Alessandro Acquistapace

The Maroon Quarter-hour

Let’s play a game. It’s called “guess the position by the heatmap”. It’s a pretty simple game, you’ll love it. It goes like this: I show…

10 min readNov 19, 2023

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The Maroon Quarter-hour

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Alessandro Acquistapace

A comment on the current state of the Chicago Fire

On The Athletic’s anonymous survey of MLS general managers, Joe Mansueto received three votes for best owner in the league. The reasoning…

3 min readNov 17, 2023

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A comment on the current state of the Chicago Fire

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Alessandro Acquistapace

Luck.

Megan Rapinoe deserved a different ending to her career. The most iconic player of her generation had earned more than six minutes of play…

10 min readNov 13, 2023

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Luck.

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Alessandro Acquistapace

If your league doesn’t have a pick-your-opponent playoff format I don’t want it

“Scared money don’t make money”

7 min readOct 25, 2023

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If your league doesn’t have a pick-your-opponent playoff format I don’t want it

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Alessandro Acquistapace

MLS Next Pro Playoffs Heat Check + Week 27 Best Performers

To celebrate the last weekend of regular season action in MLS Next Pro and a scintillating Decision Day, I decided to do something…

11 min readSep 26, 2023

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MLS Next Pro Playoffs Heat Check + Week 27 Best Performers

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Alessandro Acquistapace

MLS Next Pro Week 26 Best Performers

We’re coming towards the end of the regular season and the goals are almost worth double. MLS Next Pro is at its final stages, and every…

3 min readSep 18, 2023

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MLS Next Pro Week 26 Best Performers

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Alessandro Acquistapace

Alessandro Acquistapace

write about mls and american soccer, you can find me on twitter @Acquis_view or @thebeckhamrule / in italian, MLS writer @ mlssocceritalia.com

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