Things I’d Rather Do With The Tax Money I Owe
Allison Page

  • Buy a small farm, raise some chickens, throw the eggs at government vehicles.
  • Bake it into a failed soufflé.
  • Print large-scale photos of myself from a time when taxes were just a thing old people did and wallpaper my entire apartment with them.
  • Use it as a scratchy tissue to make my tear-streaked pleas to the IRS that much more painful.
  • Literally anything else.