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The Haven

Grammar Is Dead, Long Live Whatever This Is (Maybe?)

A eulogy in two-ish parts

1d ago

Grammar Is Dead, Long Live Whatever This Is (Maybe?)

1d ago

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Human Parts

A Life on the Lanes

What a high school job in a bowling alley taught me about life, people, pressure, and pinsetters

Jun 4

A Life on the Lanes

Jun 4

Published in

Financial Strategy

Your School Owes You a Refund

Crucial money lessons that should have been mandatory (and how to master them now)

May 28

A glass jar of coins tipped over on the desk with the coins spilling out of it.

May 28

Published in

Life Without Children

Why I’m Saying No to Spending $419,000 on Raising a Child

And ultimately saying “yes” to living life

May 23

A couple sit on their bench and look at the water. Their dog sits between their legs.

May 23

Published in

The Bigger Picture

Nostalgia for a Time I Never Knew

What it’s like to yearn for a past you only experience secondhand

May 16

Nostalgia for a Time I Never Knew

May 16

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The Narrative Arc

An Ode to the Dive Bar

Cheap drinks, sticky floors, and the last place that feels real

May 13

beer pulls at a pub.

May 13

The Hypocrisy of Physical Fitness in America

We worship athletes, but we should really be praying for ourselves.

May 9

The Hypocrisy of Physical Fitness in America

May 9

Last Call at the Millennial Dream

A field guide to finding meaning while everything burns

Apr 9

Last Call at the Millennial Dream

Apr 9

Alex Garoffolo

Alex Garoffolo

Cracking jokes while the world burns. Occasionally caustic, mostly sincere. Still curious. Still hopeful. https://alexgaroffolo.medium.com/subscribe

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