Alex FalconeThe Worst Thing About The MidwestThe thing that bothers me the most about the Midwest is how it’s almost entirely in the East. Look at this insanity:Jan 24Jan 24
Alex FalconeBad Opinion: Food Isn’t ArtI crush it up and send it down my spit tube and then it kills me.Nov 8, 20231Nov 8, 20231
Alex FalconeinHow To Write Standup ComedyLife Cycle of a JokeThe process of editing a joke is a series of test marketing campaigns you run with audiences. You write a joke, you perform it, and then…Feb 8, 20211Feb 8, 20211
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly WeepThe evil dead keep asking me to join them and I think I’m gonna do itSo I’m cowering in the corner of this little mountain cabin I went to with some friends. It was supposed to be a chill trip, but now…Oct 30, 2020Oct 30, 2020
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly WeepA Handy Kitchen Substitution Guide For Home CooksIt’s always hard when you’re in the middle of making something delicious and you realize you’re out of a key ingredient. Worry no more…Oct 20, 2020Oct 20, 2020
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly WeepRecently Discovered 1st Draft of Robert Frost’s “Road Not Taken”Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, So much so that it is generous to even call it a road More of a…Oct 13, 2020Oct 13, 2020
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly WeepThe Wobbly Wheel ScamExactly one interesting thing has happened to me since the virus started: I met my first big city conman. Not socially; he was at work…Jul 8, 20201Jul 8, 20201
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly Weep100% Foolproof Guide To Houseplants For Dumb People Who Think They suck at HouseplantsI thought skill with plants was dependent on my thumb; a green thumb was yet another cool genetic thing I missed out on like 20/20 vision…Jun 23, 2020Jun 23, 2020
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly WeepNASA Rejection LetterYou may recall that back in March, NASA accepted applications to their 2021 class of astronauts. I’ve been dreaming about this since I was…Jun 17, 20201Jun 17, 20201
Alex FalconeinThe Weekly Weep0% Compatible With EverybodyThe administration at my high school really wanted us to have more sex, I guess.Jun 9, 2019Jun 9, 2019