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After having attended BAND CAMP.

My daughter will be 14 tomorrow. She plays trombone ( geek chic) and the drums ( kick ass). She is a triathlete, plays point guard on her B-ball team, is an honor student, and just to round it out, she’s gorgeous.

She can also be a seriously bitchy version of herself (see how I avoided name calling my child?).

I just wanted to give you that to preface this:

My daughter will NEVER go to band camp. ( it’s no coincidence that my phone tried to autocorrect to BANG camp).

So anyways, thank you Allison Hannigan for ruining something that probably sees zero sex, ever.

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