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Be happy for what the good lord saw fit to bless you with, m’dear. Mine earned me the nickname spaghetti tits courtesy of my then-best friend Ann when she saw me getting out of the dorm shower one day. So, that was pre-baby. It was even pre-freshman 30.

I wonder what she’d call me now?

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