…wand this morning so I’d look like a clean, kempt professional person! Cut my hair? CUT. MY. HAIR!? You monstrous, hair-hating, and rumored — BABY-EATING — cyborg!How NOT to Nail that Corporate Gig.1.1K50ThunderPuffAlexainieFollowFeb 23, 2017 · 1 min readHey. Easy on the cyborgs.