Ohhhhhhmygod. Holy shit.
Molly S. Hill

Holy shit, Molly! That’s quite a story you have, as well. And yes, I went back a bazillion more times. Originally this piece was going to be more of a glimpse at my time in the chair, in its entirety…

But I finished this story and thought it should probably be a standalone, rather than the kickoff. Because starting with the grossest story kind of makes the rest anticlimactic and it WASN’T!!