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I just checked my shit list and you weren’t on it.

Should I go ahead and add you, then?

You wouldn’t mix well with the rest of the guests at that party, I promise.

Let’s just keep you over here…

And them

Waaaaayyyy

Over

………………….. ……THEEEEEEERE!!!

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