Alexainie
Alexainie
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read

I’ll just stop you right there for two reasons:

  1. There is no way on God’s green earth that I would EVER achieve that outcome. Not ever.
  2. Alcohol is for being shitfaced, not for lighting on fire
  3. Number 2 is the reason I can’t drink alcohol.

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