You wrote: “If I get a bite of bread with the least bit of sogginess to it I will literally gag”


My favorite is the “dried kale disguised with spices and marketed as a tasty alternative to potato chips” snack.


if you’re trying to fool me into good health, you’re failing. Pretty sure fried and dried kale is just as bad for me as fried and dried potatoes…also I can’t even watch OTHER people eat it.

I don’t care what says, I say kale is poisonous and therefore inedible.

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