Dana Rohrabacher
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Steve Bouchard

You nailed it perfectly with one tiny miss... Trump would not know who this person is beyond name, and I believe he would definitely assume Dana was a woman.

At least I really hope he would. Because the way he talks about women (basing his opinion on physical attributes rather than their accomplishments, for example), it would be interesting at the very least. 😜