OK, first of all, you're an awesome Father (funny too).
Second — that last photo looks incredibly terrifying, and I would not wish that experience on my worst enemy. I’m a product of the Disney animated late 80s — 90s boom. So I’ve always wanted a peice of the DisneyLand/DisneyWorld pie and even now that I’m 29, and though the desperate want has, admittedly, waned over the years, it’s still there; it scares me to know that when I do eventually enter the gates to [insert acceptable description here:/Hell/Heaven/Prison] I will be screaming with glee. I hope i have a man good enough to at least go along with it for mine and my future children’s sake!