Best friends talking to each other in the quad at their University, about to head to a party….
Friend 1: I’m a loser man. I hate marijuana and the guys know it.
Friend2: Don’t worry knucklehead[douche bag knuckle-rubbing on top of Chachi’s head]. The guy's understand. You’re not a loser if you have Jesus in your life friend.
Friend 2: Or a bong. A good bong works too. Amen?