Alex DermodySkatepark MouthI sat on the Colonel’s couch with my mouth wide open, watching a documentary on tropical birds to pass the time. I remember feeling smart…Oct 29, 2023Oct 29, 2023
Alex DermodyReturn of the Reaper, Randy JohnsonHarold’s feathered chest swelled with hatred. His beak twitched. Did his perfect eyes deceive him? No. The monster. The murderer. He was…Oct 29, 2023Oct 29, 2023
Alex DermodyGlory Be to The J.R.E.Corey knelt with his palms pressed together, head bowed to the black confessional screen. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” Corey…Jul 12, 2023Jul 12, 2023
Alex DermodyKing Arthur’s Rectangular TableMr. McCloud, owner of McCloud’s Furniture, raised a fist to knock on the castle’s thick wooden door, but before he could do so it swung…May 29, 2023May 29, 2023
Alex DermodyThank You, Lil Wayne“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.” — Lil WayneMay 29, 2023May 29, 2023
Alex DermodyThe Spanish AdvantageDarwin Dutchknuckles didn’t care what the head honchos in their corner offices thought. He didn’t care what his supervisor or director or…May 29, 2023May 29, 2023
Alex DermodyLost My Erotic Fan Fiction and Likely My Medical LicenseEvery member of this chatroom knows I write extremely graphic (but tasteful) Lord of the Rings erotic fan fiction. What most of you do not…May 29, 2023May 29, 2023
Alex DermodyStabbed in the Back Hair BarbershopJeremy Jelly was drying his hands with paper towels when a boom and swoosh of sci-fi sounds and lights erupted by the urinals. Underneath…May 29, 2023May 29, 2023
Alex DermodyChip Rickwilder’s Flawless Entrance to Professional Cage FightingThis is it you son of a bitch, your first walk to the ring as a professional cage fighter. I bet Gretchen’s chin is on the floor right now…Mar 17, 2023Mar 17, 2023
