I call this one “Slaugher with a Spritzer”

Personally, I couldn’t care less if we have a boisterous Prime Minister who likes to play human-bumper car in parliament.

What I DO care about is that we are led by a kind-yet-firm, big-brother type in who wins our adoration by his persona alone…

— Yet assiduously accommodates the whims of thugs from Saudi Arabia who are particularly interested in Canadian-made merchandise that is particularly effective at rendering troublesome protesters and pesky children from neighbouring countries into pink mist.