Alexis Tai – Medium

Home

Library

Stories

Stats

Alexis Tai

Pinned

Published in
MuddyUm

I’m a Feminist, but Female Celebrities Totally Deserve to Be Trashed in the Tabloids

Opting into fame means opting out of me feeling sorry for you, especially if you’re too successful, too unlikeable — or I’m bored

Feb 28

Sign on the sidewalk that says, “The Road to Hollywood: how some of us got here.”

Feb 28

Pinned

Published in
MuddyUm

A Transcript of the Latest Misunderstood Deities Support Group Meeting

Let’s make religion great again!

Jan 10

A picture of the meeting room for the Support Group for Misunderstood Deities, including a circle of colorful chairs arranged around unusually shaped coffee tables.

Jan 10

Pinned

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The Galactic Empire Would Like to Remind You of Its Terms Of Service

You signed the terms of service, and whether you read it or not, that gives us unlimited power to limit your legal rights.

Sep 26, 2024

The Galactic Empire Would Like to Remind You of Its Terms Of Service

Sep 26, 2024

Pinned

Published in
Frazzled

NEW JOB POSTING: Seeking Mothers for Toxic Work Environment

Apply today!

Aug 1, 2024

Image of a woman sitting in an office setting looking dejected and bored.

Aug 1, 2024

Pinned

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Disney Moms Support Group: What Animals Do You Prefer to Watch Your Kids?

We used a dragon, a cricket, and a horse, and they helped my daughter save all of China.

Sep 25, 2023

Disney Moms Support Group: What Animals Do You Prefer to Watch Your Kids?

Sep 25, 2023

Published in
MuddyUm

Things to Dismantle Before the Department of Education

There are so many better options than disinvesting in public education.

2d ago

A dismantled set of building magnets with the letters W-H-A-T lying on top

2d ago

Published in
Frazzled

How I, A Stay-at-Home Mom, Actually Wind Down in the Evening When My Husband Comes Home

A big shot of espresso and away we go!

Jan 18

A person performing a yoga pose on a pink yoga mat against a neutral gray background.

Jan 18

Published in
Frazzled

10 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for Mom That Will Terrify the Kids (and You!)

If any costume takes longer than ten minutes to put together, grab a character shirt and be done with it

Oct 27, 2024

Image of a person covered in a white sheet as a simple ghost costume with black sunglasses on.

Oct 27, 2024

Published in
Frazzled

Movie Award Categories for Parents of Small Children

Introducing the Toddlers’ Choice Awards

Jan 26, 2024

Movie Award Categories for Parents of Small Children

Jan 26, 2024

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

How the Grinch Tried to Steal Our Second Amendment Rights

“I must find some way to keep more guns from coming!”

Jan 5, 2024

How the Grinch Tried to Steal Our Second Amendment Rights

Jan 5, 2024

Alexis Tai

Alexis Tai

A freelance writer who probably wrote what you’re reading in the dead of night. I battle my existential dread with satire and sarcasm, with mixed results.

Following

Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams