Alex is a wabble wowzer who hides out in the Pacific Northwest
A Real Man Defends Women, Children, Fried Chicken and Guns
In that order
Everyone Knows It’s Stormy (sung to tune of Everyone knows it’s Wendy)
Who is peeking out from under a scandal
Smiling at everybody she sees?
Dangerous curves are hard to man-handle,
Parkland Shooting Anniversary Sparks Activist Students, Betsy DeVos Learns Nothing