10 Things That Are More Satisfying Than Being Trendy
A longer list would be tedious.
- Wearing a bathing suit instead of underwear.
- Not having to respond to people on social media.
- Getting drunk and eating food from restaurants with mascots.
- Compulsive masturbation.
- Spending money on things that you like.
- Making sweeping generalizations.
- Doing drugs that Millennials have never heard of.
- Being able to suddenly stop what you’re doing because you don’t have to impress anyone.