10 Things That Are More Satisfying Than Being Trendy

A longer list would be tedious.

  1. Wearing a bathing suit instead of underwear.
  2. Not having to respond to people on social media.
  3. Getting drunk and eating food from restaurants with mascots.
  4. Compulsive masturbation.
  5. Spending money on things that you like.
  6. Making sweeping generalizations.
  7. Nihilism.
  8. Doing drugs that Millennials have never heard of.
  9. Being able to suddenly stop what you’re doing because you don’t have to impress anyone.
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