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Alex Wale
Alex Wale

Alex Wale

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Alex Wale
Alex Wale
Sep 11, 2015 · 1 min read

GOD

As he breathed in the new world he had created. He slumped down with exhaustion.

7 days and night of hard work had created everything he had wanted for the universe.

As he relaxed he started to spot something. Creatures all about him, walking this way and that. They…

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Alex Wale
Alex Wale
Sep 11, 2015 · 1 min read

Water slide

As he slid down the water slide he had spent 25 minutes waiting in line for.

He realised it wasn’t great, in fact it was almost boring.

He had learned of how much fun it was from a friend and as he had queued, slowly working his way up the ladder, the…

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Alex Wale
Alex Wale
Sep 9, 2015 · 1 min read

John

John honestly once farted and it smelt like sick.

I fucking hate that cunt.

Alex Wale
Alex Wale
Sep 9, 2015 · 1 min read

Sharky

Sharky had actually gave himself that nickname.

No idea how he had got it to stick, but his friend Paul new the truth.

Paul had joked that he was going to tell people.

Sharky prayed he wouldn’t

Sharky’s 33

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Alex Wale
Alex Wale
Sep 9, 2015 · 1 min read

Clarkson

Clarkson doesn’t like cars anymore.

They were the only thing keeping him going.

Now he just numb.

The closest he had come to a feeling was that pie in the face.

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