Shakespeare - Medium Style

If Shakespeare were to have written for Medium he would have re-titled his plays.

She Was a Bitch & Her Sister Was a Dream - But I Managed

I Became Jealous & In the End I Paid the Price

I Went Behind His Back & Ended Having Help To Fall on My Sword

I Lost Everything I Had Because I Could Not Find a Horse

One Way To Elope Guaranteed Not To Work