Bachelorette News: Peter accused Bryan of having Fake Cheeks, and my life is now complete.

Allan Aguirre
Jul 22, 2017 · 3 min read

ABC put out this trailer to hype up the guys meeting Rachel’s family, and to amp up some more drama for the eventual fantasy suite dates. Here we have Rachel, Bryan, Eric, and Peter all in a row as they prepare to go in, one at a time.

Peter asks: “is this the magic watch?” He damn sure knows that is the watch, he is only asking to create a dialogue and possibly point out any form of “favoritism”.

During his interview, Eric talks about how Bryan has worn the watch everyday since he has gotten the watch. It’s an 8000 dollar watch, so there’s no reason in being shy about wearing it, flaunt it, it’s great way to show Rachel that you appreciate it. When Eric sees that Rachel is also wearing it with them around, his face turns:

According to Eric, it wouldn’t be anything if only he wore the watch. Eric is right to be afraid. During Nick Viall’s Bachelor season, an astute viewer noticed that whenever Nick was with Vanessa, he wore a yellow rubber bracelet from when they did the zero gravity date where she puked and they made out. The watch could be a signal that she’s picked Bryan, heck, she’s already called him babe.

After Bryan and Rachel leave, Pete moves over to the other couch to talk with Eric about Bryan. In most seasons, when a person doesn’t like another person, they take it to the Bachelor or Bachelorette. Peter hasn’t truly done that yet, which is respectable, and is part of the reason why he is still there. He is there for only Rachel, so to see someone he views a player and con-man steal his girl, it hurts. Peter says there’s a lot of “fake” things in Miami, fake boobs, fakes asses, and FAKE CHEEKS. He is insinuating that Bryan’s giant cheeks are from cosmetic surgey…

That is the perfect amount of petty for Bachelorette top 3. Have you ever heard of one man accusing another of having fake cheeks? These next few episodes are going to be incredible.

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Allan Aguirre

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