Truth In Satire

18 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is A Far Better President Than Barack Obama

(According to Red State Republicans)

Republicans believe Trump is a superior president to Obama for many reasons — but mostly one. (Credit: ComicVine.com)
  1. Donald Trump is white
  2. He’s a Caucasian
  3. He’s not black
  4. White lives matter
  5. Black lives do not matter
  6. He’s of European descent, not African
  7. He’s not African-American
  8. Whites are superior, and Donald Trump is white
  9. His wife is white (although foreign)
  10. His children are white (although clueless, lifeless, or insane)
  11. His parents were white (although irresponsible)
  12. His grandfather was from Germany, and his father was a Nazi, and he’s got all that Aryan lingo down
  13. He doesn’t have a sickle cell in his body
  14. He doesn’t rap
  15. He doesn’t know the lyrics to any songs by Al Green
  16. He can’t dance
  17. He can’t play basketball
  18. Donald Trump is lily white, white like the forefathers, white, white, WHITE! (And sometimes orange, but orange is the new white.)

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Thanks to all the many readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts throughout the year as I continue my commitment to post every day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more.

I read every comment. And I try to answer.

Thank you.

–AI