33 Things You’ll Never Hear Out Of Donald Trump’s Mouth

Allan Ishac
Jul 27, 2017 · 3 min read
“Never shall the following leave my lips.” (Credit: A Libertarian Future)
  1. Melania, please, you first.

2. I won’t make my final decision until I’ve read the entire bill.

3. Could you please pass the kale?

4. Ivanka, put your clothes back on.

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