50 Nicknames For Donald Trump You Won’t Be Hearing On Fox News
A potent list of presidential provocations available for public use
Below is a delicious list of taunting nicknames for the fake 45th President of the United States.
Some are mine, some come from the nasty nickname professionals at Full Frontal with Samantha Bee and City Pages, as well as humorous humans like Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and others — who I hope will pardon my pilfering for this very important cause.
These juicy jabs are ideal for protest posters, political rants, and scathing online posts. Make good and frequent use of them:
Adolf Twitler
Agent Orange
The Angry Creamsicle
Barbecued Brutus
Benedict Donald
Boss Tweet
Bratman
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto-In-Chief
The Combover Con Artist
Comrade Cheetolino
Creep Throat
Crown Prince of Politwits
Darth Hater
Donald Chump
Donnie Bratso
Donnie TicTac
Draft Dodger Don
Dumbelldore
The Fanta Fascist
The Fraud of Fifth Avenue
Fuckface Von Clownstick
Genghis Can’t
The Golden Wrecking Ball
The Great White Dope
Hair Furher
The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
The Infuriator
Last Of The Mango Mohawkans
Little Lady Fingers
King Leer
The Lone DeRanger
The Lyin King
Macho McGrump
Mango Mussolini
President Gold Man Sucks
President If-Urine-You’re-In
President Rancid Velveeta
Prima Donald
Pudgy McTrumpcake
Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
Sir Sissypants
The Talking Yam
Tangerine Tornado
Tie-Coon
Trumplethinskin
Trumpty Dumpty
Vanilla ISIS
The White Pride Piper
Have your own not-so-nice nicknames for the Con Don? Please load them into the comments section, because there can never be too much mockery of The Orange Mephistopheles.
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