Seriously Salient Satire

Barack Obama Wants You To Know How Much He Dislikes Donald Trump

Excerpts from his upcoming book reveal just how appalled and disapproving the former president is with “The Lyin’ King”

It wasn’t so long ago that we had a real president — and, turns out, he ain’t so happy about the fake one. (Credit: archive.attn.com)

In pages shared from his upcoming memoir exclusively with this reporter, Barack Obama goes full throttle on Donald Trump and his corrupt presidency in strong, sometimes harsh language.

In the as-yet-untitled work, the Black Messiah throws caution to the wind and takes righteous swipes at the putz who followed him into the Oval Office.

Here are 15 satisfying excerpts:

• “I’d rather be half-white and half-black than 100% bozo, blockhead, and bullshitter.”
• “Our oldest allies are running away from this guy like he’s the kid on the playground with brown skid marks on the seat of his pants.”
• “When you combine the dietary sophistication of a rebellious teenager with the metabolism of a sedentary 73-year-old, you’re going to get this kind of slovenly girth.”