Truth In Satire

“Dear American Idiots…” — Open Letter From Leaders Of Free World Seen As Blunt, Trump Wake-Up Call

Message from Merkel, Macron, Trudeau appears aimed at lighting a fire under asses of American voters before 2020 election

We’re getting a smack across the head from the remaining leaders of the free world, despite their own troubles. (Credit: http://www.understandglobalization.com)

Dear American Idiots,

Please forgive our terse greeting, but we had to get your attention (listen up!). We have one planet and you’ve recklessly placed it at the mercy of a simpleton at best (certifiable moron), a willful pawn of Satan at worst (see Night King).

Honestly, what were you people thinking (#!*#@%&!)?

Are you aware that Donald Trump (aka King Leer, as we refer to him amongst ourselves) has now made your nation the laughing stock of the world?

Do you know that everyone in Europe, Asia, Africa and South America (a rainbow of welcome humanity, thank you very much) views your leader as a racist imbecile, classifications which reflect horribly on each and every one of you?

Can you see that he has single-handedly (alright, Moscow Mitch has blood on his hands, too) toppled a relatively peaceful world order (we don’t taunt the world with our nuclear weapons, for example) that might have allowed…