Truth In Satire
If Everybody In Trump’s World Were An Animal, Here’s What They’d Be
It’s a total “beast feast” around the president, and not only because Mitch McConnell does an uncanny turtle impression
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3 min readJul 30, 2017
President Trump would be a horse’s ass …
or a flannel moth caterpillar.
Vice-President Mike Pence would be …
a pitifully sad pug dog.
White House advisor and resident anarchist Steve Bannon would be a lion …
the cowardly one.