Truth In Satire

If Everybody In Trump’s World Were An Animal, Here’s What They’d Be

It’s a total “beast feast” around the president, and not only because Mitch McConnell does an uncanny turtle impression

Allan Ishac
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3 min readJul 30, 2017

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President Trump would be a horse’s ass …

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or a flannel moth caterpillar.

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Vice-President Mike Pence would be …

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a pitifully sad pug dog.

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White House advisor and resident anarchist Steve Bannon would be a lion …

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the cowardly one.

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Allan Ishac
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Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.