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Knock-Knock. Who’s There? Donald Trump. Go Away You Racist Megalomaniac.

15 knock-knock jokes that knock the knucklehead in the White House

Allan Ishac
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2 min readFeb 20, 2019

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“I’m nothing but a POTUS punchline.” (Credit: www.telegraph.co.uk)

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the swamp already, you moron.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna expose this crook as much as I do?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon sick of this psycho threatening to blow up the planet.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna your cabinet members have any credibility either, Sir Sissypants.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help from Mueller here to indict this motherf — ker.

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Allan Ishac
Extra Newsfeed

Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.