Keep the color, change the name: Dandy Lyin’.
Mary Holden
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the quick wit and glorious sense of humor of one Mary Holden, who improved upon my own limp and lazy satire with the vastly more colorful improvement, Dandy Lyin’.

So, Mary, you’ve been holden out on us, huh?

–AI

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